Cyndi must be blonde!

[DogTrainer1]

Cyndi calls the Mayor and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

The Mayor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

Cyndi says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.

The Mayor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a Mountain Dew and a piglip, and then ..."

He sighed................


"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."


Cyndi's Got to be BLONDE!!!!!!!! ;D

[MayorofHooterville]

DT,

First thing in the morning would Cyndi call me on the phone or just tape me on the shoulder to talk!?

Come on now!!

[Recruit]

mayorofhooterville said:

DT,

First thing in the morning would Cyndi call me on the phone or just tape me on the shoulder to talk!?

Come on now!!

Tape me on the Shoulder? Hummm, must be using the grey duct tape to give you a wax job? You save alot of $$$ that way! OUCH!

[CheerLeader]

Be rough to do a bikini wax that way too. I heard Billybobs girl uses duct tape for that!

[BillyBobBeauregard]

an it makes em smooth as a sows belly and it's easier to stick to em wid a little leftover duct tape all over em ifin ya know what i mean

[CheerLeader]

That Johnson & Johnson tape works wonders under the arms.

[75CHSFAN]

Cyndi must be blonde if she still hangs around the Mayor.
Sad thing is that she must be blind too also and the Mayor want take her to get her eyes fixed.

[reddevilfan36]

I bet Cyndi is a very nice lady!

[CheerLeader]

I bet her roots matches the hair on her chest.
Dang Illegal Blondes

[reddevilfan36]

LOL!

[CheerLeader]

I told her that her panty hose was sagging to pull them up, the thing was she wasn't wearing any!

[reddevilfan36]

[BillyBobBeauregard]

don't talk about uncle cyndi like that she can't help havin all dat hair cause she used to be da mayors twin brother ifin ya know what i mean

[reddevilfan36]

Speaking of Cindy, For those that remember Cindy Walston From Torrington/Timken. Today is her last day. She is going to Anderson Hardwood.

[kiddevil]

NIce Lady! Is that Jimmy's twin Sister?