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Post by DogTrainer1 on May 31, 2006 15:34:37 GMT -6
The Mayor and Cyndi The Mayor and Cyndi are waddling down the street in Columbia, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. The Mayor says to Cyndi, “Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take'em back to Belfast Road, sell'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll do the talkin so's they don't know we is from the Belfast Road." They go in and the Mayor says with his best fake city drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my Beretta and..." The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from the Belfast Road up in Newberry County, aren’t you?" "Well...yeah," says a surprised Mayor...."How come you knowed that?" "Because this is the dry-cleaners." ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Jun 1, 2006 6:45:15 GMT -6
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Post by MayorofHooterville on Jun 1, 2006 17:29:40 GMT -6
What else would you expect from DT!?
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Post by DogTrainer1 on Jun 2, 2006 4:14:43 GMT -6
RedDevilFan 36, you have to really know the Mayor to understand this one. I know it sounds corney, but it fits him to a tee!!! ;D
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Post by kiddevil on Jun 2, 2006 4:19:23 GMT -6
RedDevilFan 36, you have to really know the Mayor to understand this one. I know it sounds corney, but it fits him to a tee!!! ;D True Dat! ;D
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Jun 2, 2006 6:22:55 GMT -6
Maybe I can't meet the Mayor and DT this year at Newberry. Also, maybe I can get some of those sandwiches ya'll use to talk about!!
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Post by MayorofHooterville on Jun 2, 2006 6:32:05 GMT -6
As long as Larry brings them...help yourself!
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Jun 2, 2006 7:38:56 GMT -6
Forget about that, Larry won't bring anything but himself!!
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Post by MayorofHooterville on Jun 2, 2006 8:23:49 GMT -6
Larry is like the black plague...nobody wants it around!
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Jun 2, 2006 12:24:42 GMT -6
I wouldn't say that!! He's a decent guy, if you say it fast enough!
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Post by Recruit on Jul 4, 2006 8:15:02 GMT -6
Mayor my name is %^%$ &^%$ and I live at %^&^%$# and my phone number is &^%$%^, Dt and I are &*&^%, Larry and I are at the &^%$%^& every week. 36 and I do have a *&^%& in common.
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Post by CheerLeader on Jul 5, 2006 4:41:50 GMT -6
what thats you say?
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Jul 5, 2006 5:45:57 GMT -6
HUH???
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Post by 75CHSFAN on Jul 5, 2006 14:38:16 GMT -6
Man all he has to do know is call Jethro to get him to decifer that code with his internation spy decoder ring. It has been made too easy for him now.
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Jul 6, 2006 5:49:15 GMT -6
Will little orphan annie help him out?
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