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Post by Recruit on Feb 9, 2006 14:25:03 GMT -6
The Mayor was due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower grandfather died.
The Mayor decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her," but within a month or two, my grandfather will pass away and I'll inherit Over 30 million dollars." The woman went home with the Mayor, and four days later she became his grandmother. ... The Mayor will never learn.
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Post by BillyBobBeauregard on Feb 9, 2006 21:05:35 GMT -6
so ya be sayin da mayor lost a female gal to some dirty ole man dat can't be cause da mayor done said all da women love him ifin ya know what i mean
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CheerLeader
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Post by CheerLeader on Feb 17, 2006 0:36:48 GMT -6
Just call me "GRANNY!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on Feb 18, 2006 7:56:20 GMT -6
"Granny", can I come over and spend the night after the ballgame?
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kiddevil
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Post by kiddevil on Feb 19, 2006 6:14:43 GMT -6
"Granny", can I come over and spend the night after the ballgame? Granny said after a night with the Mayor: "Everything is big on the Mayor except what should be." Wonder what Granny meant by that? Go large Go Mayor! She must be taling about his Check Book.
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