Post by Recruit on Mar 1, 2006 0:49:25 GMT -6
Only the Mayor could think of this..
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside the CrossRoads Store in Clinton, S.C. After last call for piglips the officer noticed the Mayor leaving the bar so
intoxicated over the rine juice that he could barely walk. The Mayor stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the Mayor managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons. Jimmy, DT, Recruit, Pitchfork,Larry left the CrossRoads and drove off.
Finally the Mayor started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the
horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons vehicles left. At last, the parking lot
empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road toward Berry'. The police officer,(Todd) having patiently waited all this time, now
stared up! the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the Mayor over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it." said the truly proud Mayor. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.
;D
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside the CrossRoads Store in Clinton, S.C. After last call for piglips the officer noticed the Mayor leaving the bar so
intoxicated over the rine juice that he could barely walk. The Mayor stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the Mayor managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons. Jimmy, DT, Recruit, Pitchfork,Larry left the CrossRoads and drove off.
Finally the Mayor started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the
horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons vehicles left. At last, the parking lot
empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road toward Berry'. The police officer,(Todd) having patiently waited all this time, now
stared up! the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the Mayor over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it." said the truly proud Mayor. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.
;D 
