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Post by Recruit on Mar 23, 2006 21:16:54 GMT -6
*************HEAVEN
*I was shocked, confused, bewildered** **as I entered Heaven's door,** **Not by the beauty of it all,** **by the lights of its decor.** **But it was the folks in Heaven** **who made me sputter and gasp--** **the thieves, the liars, the sinners,** **the alcoholics, the trash.**
**There stood D.T. from seventh grade** **who swiped my lunch money twice.** **Next to him was my old neighbor Todd** **who never said anything nice.**
**Larry, who I always **thought** **was rotting away in hell,** **was sitting pretty on cloud nine,** **looking incredibly well.**
**I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?** **I would love to hear Your take.** **How'd all these sinners get up here?** **God must've made a mistake.**
**And why's everyone so quiet,** **so somber? Give me a clue."** **"Hush, Mayor," said He. " They're all in shock.** **No one thought they'd see you!"**
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Post by LUKEALICIOUS on Mar 25, 2006 17:29:15 GMT -6
;D ;D ;D
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Post by CheerLeader on Mar 26, 2006 22:21:01 GMT -6
My thoughts too Luke.
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Post by DogTrainer1 on Mar 27, 2006 5:22:05 GMT -6
That's a good one! ;D
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Post by BillyBobBeauregard on Mar 27, 2006 16:08:50 GMT -6
knot one mention of ole billybob cause ya'll know i'm a gonna be there ifin ya know what i mean
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Post by CheerLeader on Apr 20, 2006 2:03:20 GMT -6
Love it everytime I read it.
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Post by kiddevil on Aug 12, 2006 5:09:43 GMT -6
You can't get to Heaven in a Blue Van.
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Aug 12, 2006 5:56:46 GMT -6
I met the Mayor last night!! One word WOW!!!!
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Post by gr82bme on Aug 12, 2006 6:36:57 GMT -6
That Mayor wants to know what its like to be gr82bme.
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Post by 75CHSFAN on Aug 12, 2006 6:42:19 GMT -6
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Aug 12, 2006 7:53:18 GMT -6
Tru Dat. Talk about a motor mouth!
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Post by 75CHSFAN on Aug 12, 2006 8:49:34 GMT -6
He talked more than the Mayor did
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Aug 12, 2006 9:00:08 GMT -6
I was annoyed!! I know you were!!!
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Post by gr82bme on Sept 5, 2006 20:36:50 GMT -6
If the Mayor gets to talk to the Lord like that then he'll know why it's gr82bme. Because it can't get no better than speaking to the Lord even for somebody as gr8 as me.
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Post by Recruit on Sept 6, 2006 3:09:09 GMT -6
The mouth of the South!
That dude can out talk Mark E.,,,,,,,,,,that's a fact Jack.
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