Post by Recruit on Mar 23, 2006 21:16:54 GMT -6
*************HEAVEN
*I was shocked, confused, bewildered**
**as I entered Heaven's door,**
**Not by the beauty of it all,**
**by the lights of its decor.**
**But it was the folks in Heaven**
**who made me sputter and gasp--**
**the thieves, the liars, the sinners,**
**the alcoholics, the trash.**
**There stood D.T. from seventh grade**
**who swiped my lunch money twice.**
**Next to him was my old neighbor Todd**
**who never said anything nice.**
**Larry, who I always
**thought**
**was rotting away in hell,**
**was sitting pretty on cloud nine,**
**looking incredibly well.**
**I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?**
**I would love to hear Your take.**
**How'd all these sinners get up here?**
**God must've made a mistake.**
**And why's everyone so quiet,**
**so somber? Give me a clue."**
**"Hush, Mayor," said He. " They're all in shock.**
**No one thought they'd see you!"**
*I was shocked, confused, bewildered**
**as I entered Heaven's door,**
**Not by the beauty of it all,**
**by the lights of its decor.**
**But it was the folks in Heaven**
**who made me sputter and gasp--**
**the thieves, the liars, the sinners,**
**the alcoholics, the trash.**
**There stood D.T. from seventh grade**
**who swiped my lunch money twice.**
**Next to him was my old neighbor Todd**
**who never said anything nice.**
**Larry, who I always
**thought**
**was rotting away in hell,**
**was sitting pretty on cloud nine,**
**looking incredibly well.**
**I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?**
**I would love to hear Your take.**
**How'd all these sinners get up here?**
**God must've made a mistake.**
**And why's everyone so quiet,**
**so somber? Give me a clue."**
**"Hush, Mayor," said He. " They're all in shock.**
**No one thought they'd see you!"**
