headin to berry town

[BillyBobBeauregard]

i'm headin to berrytown to see dem devils play in a jam are we whatever dat thing is i don't think dem devils gonna be in no jam this year myself ifin ya know what i mean

[BillyBobBeauregard]

i heard da mayor may be goin wid scottie to his confurence an want bee at da game on friday boy will it bee nice to not have to smell what da mayor is cookin ifin he ain't there fur a change i bet dat berry town mite bee a nice place widout him ifin ya know what i mean

[BIGRED]

Fire up the John Deere.

[BillyBobBeauregard]

i aint ridin dat lorange green motorcicle of yourn at all so ya can just forget dat nonsense dis aint yourn couzin da mayor ya be talkin too hear buddyrow ifin ya know what i mean

[BillyBobBeauregard]

dem dag blame fire ants was everwhere looks like da dog could do his business an take care a dat kinda stuff an dem boys coulda been done hollered out da winder louder dan dat microfone then was make noise ifin ya know what i mean

[BIGRED]

You know that the Mayor is your cousin NOT MINE.
You and the Mayor always pick up dates at the family reunion.
THE FAMILY TRADITION.
Keep it in the family

[BillyBobBeauregard]

r u jellous dat you can't get no date big red ifin ya is den maybe me and da mayor can help ya wid da women folk ifin ya know what i mean

[BIGRED]

Thanks, But No Thanks

[BillyBobBeauregard]

bigred said:

Thanks, But No Thanks

dat be what day tell da mayor all da time but he says he keeps lovin um and leavin um alone and ever time i see him he bees alone so it must be true ifin ya know what i mean

[BIGRED]

You know the Mayor better than he knows himself.