Post by Recruit on Jul 13, 2006 2:43:24 GMT -6
> 7 Degrees of blonde
>
>
> FIRST DEGREE:
>
> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
> and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>
>
> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>
> The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know if the
> coast is clear."
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> SECOND DEGREE:
>
> Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the
> sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the
> mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
> The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde handed
> her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and said, "You
> dummy, it's me!"
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-
>
> THIRD DEGREE:
>
> A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she went out
> and bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
> opened the door she found him in the arms of a redhead.
>
> Well, the blonde is really angry. She opened her purse to take out the
> gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She took the gun
> and put it to her head.
> The boyfriend yelled, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>
> The blonde replied, "Shut up ... you're next!"
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> FOURTH DEGREE:
>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
> proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>
> A friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
>
> The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy: W."
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> FIFTH DEGREE:
>
> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
>
> "Is it mine?"
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-
>
> SIXTH DEGREE:
>
> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
> government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
> Wade was about.
>
> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
> George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
>
> `! ?*:- .,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> SEVENTH DEGREE:
>
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find he r house
> ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported
the crime.
>
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
> patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
> approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
> the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps.
>
> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
> possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
> They send me a BLIND policeman."
>
>
>
> FIRST DEGREE:
>
> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
> and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>
>
> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>
> The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know if the
> coast is clear."
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> SECOND DEGREE:
>
> Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the
> sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the
> mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
> The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde handed
> her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and said, "You
> dummy, it's me!"
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-
>
> THIRD DEGREE:
>
> A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she went out
> and bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
> opened the door she found him in the arms of a redhead.
>
> Well, the blonde is really angry. She opened her purse to take out the
> gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She took the gun
> and put it to her head.
> The boyfriend yelled, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>
> The blonde replied, "Shut up ... you're next!"
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> FOURTH DEGREE:
>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
> proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>
> A friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
>
> The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy: W."
>
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> FIFTH DEGREE:
>
> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
>
> "Is it mine?"
> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-
>
> SIXTH DEGREE:
>
> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
> government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
> Wade was about.
>
> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
> George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
>
> `! ?*:- .,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>
> SEVENTH DEGREE:
>
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find he r house
> ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported
the crime.
>
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
> patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
> approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
> the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps.
>
> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
> possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
> They send me a BLIND policeman."
>
