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Post by kiddevil on Dec 21, 2006 5:14:29 GMT -6
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local supermarket in Swansea. Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag. To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
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Post by reddevilfan36 on Jan 8, 2007 6:31:48 GMT -6
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Post by kiddevil on Feb 26, 2007 4:33:05 GMT -6
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........................................Dang Batteries!
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Post by kiddevil on Feb 26, 2007 4:34:50 GMT -6
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........................................Dang Batteries! ;D ;D
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