trouble wid da law

[BillyBobBeauregard]

let me tell ya bout what happened and somebody tell me why i got in ttrouble wid da law

my tractor gets a flat on the interstate da udder day

billybob eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps off of the tractor and opens da mergemcy box on da back a da tractor

i takes out two cardboard men unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing on coming traffic like da told me too ifin day was an mergency

dae lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers just like day said

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up cause folks are sick like dat i guess

it weren't long before a police car arrived

The officer was a bit upset as he got out a da car yelling, 'What's going on here?'

i told da man "my tractor broke down, mr officer sir"

'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.

I told him 'Helllooooooo!!

'Those are my emergency flashers!'

den he put dem handcuffs on me an took me to da jailhouse

so what did i do wrong to get in so much trouble ifin ya know what i mean