Post by Bin Over on Feb 18, 2009 2:33:42 GMT -6
South Carolina Ten Commandments
Some people in South have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in South Carolina got together and translated the 'King James' into 'Country' language..... no joke, read on...
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma &Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
